Pure Pwnage Gamer Army
- Classified Memo -

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Date:    January 24th, 2009

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From:    General Douglas
Subject: Gamer Army Book of Knowledge


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Soldiers. Sgt. Mr. Clean, working with Cpl. PFC BENJI, MG IW4, and myself, has created a Gamer Army Field Manual: the Book of Knowledge. You are ordered to download the BoK and read it when you encounter progress bars during Steam updates (or, I suppose, WoW patches... don't ask, don't tell).

The BoK contains information on:

  • Gamer Army Charter
  • Gamer Army Core Values
  • Gamer Army Anthem
  • Gamer Army Ranks
  • Gamer Army Corps, Divisions & Companies
  • Standard Uniform Wear
  • Keyboard Creed
  • Marching Instructions